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Sunday, June 29, 2014

Yikes! A Stalkarazzi!

As I often have written, some days my job feels more like a schoolyard Playground Monitor than a professional building manager. Gratefully most of the malcontents have moved on and we usually enjoy quiet days. And I have lived long enough to not fret over every one liking me, heck, in some cases, all I can say is, “Whew!”

Dear Sour Grapes:

A person I have nicknamed Sour Grapes have left quite a few vulgar and vicious comments, forcing me to monitor all comments—and this blog was supposed to be about humor and the good life at the Jersey Shore.

My Rebuttal:

First read the post on “Difficult People,” then the one on the “Death of Common Sense.” Dwell upon those words of wisdom.

Next, use the Spellcheck feature in Word: “Frijit B*tch” is misspelled. BTW, it also will check your grammar and flag your over-use of !!!!!!! ????!!!! Although Spellcheck will not catch your mistakes of mixing genders, as NO ONE would ever mistake me for a guy: referring to me as “he” is a glaring error.

Please avail yourself of the many free, on-line writing courses and learn how to effectively express yourself without resorting to the over-use of expletives, plus such courses should build up your deplorably limited vocabulary.

I did previously offer free editing services for your many diatribes.

Anger Management counseling is strongly advised.

In Conclusion:

You should take the advice of the Apostle Paul, a man born into great wealth, who had attained several elite political and religious positions, then forsook it all to itinerate as a preacher and tent maker. He wrote, “I have experienced times of need and times of abundance. In any and every circumstance I have learned the secret of contentment, whether I go satisfied or hungry, have plenty or nothing.” (Philippians 4:12 NET) Hint: He wrote a lot of the New Testament, ya know, the Bible.

P.S.: Either one is part of the problem, or part of the solution, please feel free to pack up your toxic psyche and move on down the road. I will light a candle and say a Novena for your next set of neighbors.


To Everyone Else: Thank you for letting me vent. I promise you, I have lots of fun stories left to tell, they will be posted very soon!



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