Most women, when they learn that they will have the home to themselves for a few hours, don’t always dream of luxurious bubble baths, some of us think, “Great! I can get the cleaning done without anyone underfoot!"
I had hopes of not just vacuuming and straightening up, but of scrubbing the kitchen cabinets.
Exciting, I know!!
But, this is stuff that actually needs to be done every now and then, and it is easier to do with no one underfoot.
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
- Emptied all the trash
- Gathered up the bags
- Stuffed them into the larger kitchen trash bag
- Carried kitchen trash out the front door onto the deck
- Crap! On the deck, oozing out from the trash bag, a large smelly pool of goo.
- Look back through front door…trail of goo on carpet, trail of goo on kitchen floor.
- Run to grab another trash bag to stuff first leaky bag into
- Fill a pitcher of water and suds, and grab a broom to wash goo off deck. Pray that NO ONE is walking under the deck boards as they will get an unwanted shower.
- Exam the trail thru living room and kitchen.
- Pull out carpet shampooer and floor steamer.
It was like slow moving dominos toppling: My easy morning slipped away and was replaced by some damn hard work! Unfair!
When shampooing a rug, you just can’t do one dirty section: the entire rug must be done. And the “Domino Effect” worked its way down the hall and into the bedroom.
Hours later, the place looked and smelled great, but as I was sitting in my clean kitchen, the kitchen cabinets were laughing at me and demanding, “When was their turn for a thorough cleaning?”
Ha! Not anytime soon.
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